reading a map, gay style

This is a quote from Queer as Folk where Ted and Emmet get lost when they take a detour from the Liberty Ride route (near the end of season 4):

Ted to Emmett: I thought you knew how to read a map

Emmett: Of course I know how to read a map: you go down this road, make a left at up yours then you go†on for about 3 miles to go fuck yourself

To be honest, that says it all